I think I need to start a revolution. A word revolution. I believe when you go to Target, you should say it "Hey, I'm going to THE Target." It is way more awesome. It could be THE (with a long E) or it could be THE (like the tree). It really doesn't matter, as long as you do it.
Speaking of which, I have to get my butt into the shower and get over to THE Target and get some groceries.